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isaidfuckyouandyoureyebrows:

theselfishknitter:

lastnightsmusings:

starslicer:

cravingmcnuggie:








Remember when Obama brought them home?





Remember when George W. Bush sent them over there?
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i-n-d-i-e-serenity:

yet another irrational change made by tumblr
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i-n-d-i-e-serenity:

yet another irrational change made by tumblr
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epic-humor:

To Infinity

to infikitty
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God, Billy Ray has let himself go
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meleahtwist:

natedontfly:

They should make an animated short where Sully is an old monster and spent the remainder of his life after scaring remaking Boo’s door. When he finally finishes the door he goes back to Monsters Incorporated and places it in a door slot. The light turns on and Sully opens the door to find Boo’s room. He shuffles in and stands next to the bed. There is a girl in it, but it isn’t Boo. Sully frowns and starts heading back to the door. However before he could reach it he trips and falls creating a loud thud and waking the girl. The girl looks down at Sully and is terrified. She does not scream she just runs out of the room. Sully can not get up, he is to weak to lift himself. Minutes later the girl returns with a women in hand. The women lets go of the girls hand and covers her mouth as she gasps. She runs over to Sully and lifts his head up and looks at him with tears in here eyes. “Kitty?” She asks. Sully smiles and says “Hi Boo.” He watches the tears roll down her face as he begins to drift away. Then everything goes black.

slow down satan


This sounds like the ending of Peter Pan
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getoffmybloghoe:

what if inside ur nipples is a whole other universe

So, is that one universe or like separate ones for each nipple?

(via headmaster)

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i-n-d-i-e-serenity:

iancrawfords:

do all american high school parties actually have those red plastic cups or is this a lie created by the movies

It’s not an American party without a red solo cup

(Source: spacecamps)

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I was on the way to steal your girl but then I saw his girl and I stole his girl. Now we both on the way to steal your girl.

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